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Cue the Outer Limits ending. Do not adjust your television screen. We control the vertical, the horizontal and all that jazz. And the ultra twist ending is..... HE is the warlock that put HIMSELF there, and he's just FORGOTTEN! Or something.

Yowie Zowie? You lose half a star just for that.

Repercussions of Neeson:

Caleb Jordan waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There was Liam Neeson in the house. He didn't see him, but had expected him for days. His warnings were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Caleb was a kid for fourteen years. When he was younger, he watched Schindler's List and he said to dad "I want to be a part of something that makes an important message daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY LIAM NEESON"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in his house he knew there was Liam Neeson.
"This is important!" his subconscious crackered. "You must flee the Neeson!"
So Caleb got his book and looked at the wall.
"HE'S GOING TO KILL ME" said the Caleb "I will stab at him" said the Neeson and then he stabbed him. Caleb shrieked like a girl and tried to ran away. But then the lightning struck and they were trapped and not able to flee.
"No! I must flee the Neeson" sh shouted His subconscious said "No Caleb. You are the Neeson"
And then Caleb was Liam Neeson.

Eww. Well, I actually was half expecting one of them would turn out to be a yaoi fangirl, but I was expecting it to be the redhead. I guess I was supposed to expect that maybe. That was one possibility, but the other I was more expecting was that all 3 - and then with the entrance of the 4th one, all 4 of them, to question what they were even fighting about, make the most of their youth and just have an orgy.

I thought this sort of thing was what would get the "adult" rating, not merely the "mature" rating. I don't want to know what gets the adult rating then. But I can't rate it down for grossout factor when it IS rated mature, I should consider myself warned, so even though it wasn't to my taste I'll give it a 4.

I don't get this pico crud. Is it just because the owner of the website made up the character and put him in something rather unremarkable and wants to toot his own horn once a year? But are the other characters iconic newgrounds characters of some prior context? Or are they random on the spot creations of the author destructin?

Bah! I once broke a window when trying to open it just by pressing up and in a little too hard and on the glass instead of the the pane. I didn't even STRIKE it. I just smoothly pressed on it. With maybe 50 pounds of force. My hand went right through it. No injury on that, though I've also broken a glass window with my bare hands once by punching it. That time I got 3 minor cuts. I wonder if you'll pretty much never get cut if you break it by pressing it instead of striking it, though I'm not eager to try that experiment right now, certainly not enough times to settle it. So there's a taste of reality for you. You CAN pretty easily break through a window - and whether you get cut is a matter of how you break it, and possibly luck. Reality is closer to the movies than this video implies. I'd bet there would be a very big risk of getting a VERY bad laceration from a BIG piece of glass if you jumped through it though.

If I were to give an adverb and a noun to describe this video, they would be crapfully crap. Flagrant uncalled for commercialization using someone ELSE'S intellectual property creation, and STRONG BAD no less, dragging the good name of STRONG BAD through the mud in the process! UNFORGIVABLE! If this was a strong bad e-mail, he's yell "DELETED!!!!" and hit the keyboard so hard, it would open up a rip in space and time, out of which thousands of gallons of nestea would come pouring. Cool to the core baby. Seriously I want to steer clear of sobe forever just for knowing this exists.

Wait a minute.... Matt C???? Are you Matt Chapman, as in one of the actual legitimate makers of homestarrunner? I'm inclined to think not, that you're someone else named Matt with a last name starting with a C. Because while it's ALMOST worthy of the actual strong bad e-mail, it just doesn't quite work. I was expecting him in the middle of replying to that e-mail to yell "DELETED!" right after reading out "You make several valid points." maybe, and slam down on the keyboard but nope, he played it straight all the way through. The real Strong Bad would have yelled "DELETED!" and slammed on the keyboard by golly. But still, it takes me back. And I like the "easter egg" whereby you can get the bonus animation scene when you click on "everybody." That much is certainly authenticesque.

Not one thing that would get the approval of the ministry of sillywalks. What is the point of this?

Huh. I thought it was going to be a play on "Spy vs. Spy". But what is this trying to say? What is the foundational premise of this joke? It's not like the joke where no one should be fooled by Clark Kent's glasses which are insufficient for a disguise, it's the exact opposite to be wearing a spiderman costume. Any joke just evaporates away when it's just based on random nonsense, it needs to be grounded in something. But it was good enough to keep my attention for a few seconds so you get 4 out of 5.

Fun fact: This is ALSO how Geico makes all their commercials! Sure, you may not SEE the connection with a horrible camel telling you it's hump day (where's Conan the Barbarian when you need him!) or that lizard you want to choke to death with its own tail, but I ASSURE you, and you can have NO DOUBT. SOMEWHERE along the line in production it involved someone ripping the skeleton out of a bunny rabbit with his bare hands (without killing it right off).

whalehumper, one day I will eat your face and it'll be great, so let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate. You whore!

YES it DOES (spelled correctly) belong to him. He frigging made it. Filmcow and SecretAgentBob are the same person. I think filmcow's youtube user name used to be secretagentbob, how much more obvious can you get than the releaser in one place being named the same thing as in the other? I don't know about typequeen though, I think she may be a thief, but she could be associated with him, like maybe she's the voice of the dinosaur in "dinosaur telephone call". Kind of like how sexuallobster also has a very recognizable recurring female voice in his stuff, and so you could have 2 people with multiple accounts posting stuff and legitimately claiming to be the makers of it even though it came from the same group.

The only thing I can say about it is that filmcow reuses this same formula a LOT. One psycho character talking with a straight man, and the psycho one slowly escalates it to deteriorating levels of depravity. The ferrets, certainly the llamas, detective mittens, and more, it's gotten a cliche now. Though the latest of the llamas with hats kind of acknowledges this now, the straight man llama is like "you know Harold, actually I'm kind of relieved, that's not as bad as I was expecting, at this point I was expecting worse, after the last one with the nuke and the faces." Poor harold. He's peaked. He can't top his last stunt.

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