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Yikes. I was convinced this was in the Babylon 5 universe until suddenly it went all furry on my ass.

What the hell is with shooting all the guards? Is it supposed to be fun just clicking on heads? There isn't even a time constraint, I can just take my time moving my mouse cursor to their heads and then HEAD SHOT! GOSH that was SO hard. Not.

gio-m responds:

Well I'd have to admit the shooting part didn't come out how i would have liked it. I made this game for a contest and ran out of time to finish most of the things i wanted to do. I put most of the weight of the game in the story (which i also have to admit I'm not that good at writing). I did hope to portray the game as more of an adventure then a shooter. Sorry if i miss lead you.

Ok. Well it certainly beats the games where there's a cat which is beaten to a bloody pulp. By the way, you might want to take a lesson from the game "Haunt the House". The cats in that game would change the direction they are looking to silently observe the ghost much more smoothly and aesthetically than this awkward cat's head follows the mouse cursor at the end, and only moving the head and nothing else. Or maybe the "felix" screen saver from the windows 98 days.

So the last comments/reviews are 2011, 2010, 2009, 2009, 2008. Call me skeptical but I somehow suspect I will not be connected with another human player in the time it would take me to starve to death. It's just sad, the value of a player 2 player game entirely lies in people actually playing it on a timescale of less than frigging years. Why is that, that games just aren't played any more, I certainly don't have any trouble running into them.

Die nyan cat, die! It got not 1 but 2 questions with it as a component! I want all the people with the creation of nyan cat to be instantly ejected into space by a rainbow powered ejector seat. What button do I press to make that happen!? Also FYI the real answer to what the biggest cat is, is a liger (or a sabertooth cat if you want to count extinct ones), and a siberian tiger isn't really bigger than a bengal, or a lion, they're all indistinguishable in average size.

Ha ha, what a killer there. But certainly called for, that house sure has an infestation. I like the little customizations of the mice, like the one with the cheese hanging down in front of it ostensibly as motivation to get it to run, and the squeaky toy sound, oh, that's just cruel, to so lighten what happens when the cat gets to any of them, namely instant death. But cruel in a funny way. My kitty however, the time when she found a mouse, simply kept it quarantined until I came around, keeping it from escaping, she seemed to be saying "look at this interesting thing I found" and though she seemed to be fairly gentle with it, and I kept it in a plastic box with food, it died a day or 2 later. But not necessarily from injuries, it seemed to be a very young and very small mouse. I guess it's a rite of passage for a cat, to catch a mouse, even though she wasn't a killer, she was just a little too rough with something that was too fragile and probably in bad shape already. They say cats are bad at empathy but not that one, and she'd cuddle with 2 little rabbits we had too.

Ahhhh, I see SOMEONE else has been watching numberphile on youtube. Or was it vsauce? Damn, I don't even remember. Of course there is no solution, you would have to fill the entire quadrant except for the 3 starting squares, using the argument they gave, and that is not possible in a finite number of moves. You really ought to point out that the game is a troll and that there actually is no solution, so that someone who comes along who isn't as awesome as me won't be deceived into thinking he's just not doing it right.

What you WOULDN'T have known from watching the numberphile (?) video is that not only is that not only can you not clear ALL 3 of the starting squares, you can't even clear 2 of them if you do the one in the corner. You can only clear the one in the corner OR the other 2.

It also needs a reset button, by the way. If I wanted to start over, I shouldn't need to refresh the whole game.

thndrking4 responds:

reset button is r. it says that in the description.

This game puts the p in the word pointless. It also puts the ointless in the word pointless.

Oh my god, this is so unbelievably creepy! Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes taking acid and then imagining growing up, having a wife and kids and a pet.

Well, it really isn't an amazing game but it is everything it is supposed to be and nothing it isn't. It's doom invaders. Nuff said.

Siamorain it actually does make sense the lost souls would shoot lost souls because what do they use as a weapon in the game? Themselves! What else are they going to shoot? Now if they disappeared in the process, implying they themselves were charging on down, that would be more in line with doom but it would also just make the game too much easier because then very quickly the only rows left would be the cacodemons and the pain elementals.

And LaughingHyena64 the reason you shoot really fast when you shoot the shields is because you are only prohibited from firing the next projectile when the previous one disappears. If it makes it all the way to the top of the screen, that will be a long time, but if it hits the shield right in front of you, it will take very little time. Not very realistic for the firing rate of a gun to be the time until the previous bullet is out of play, but you see that's the way it was in the original game, as well as many other atari 2600 games like berserk, that was fun because you'd stand right in front of a wall (don't quite touch it because it will electrocute you) and it would shoot really fast.

Fluff game. By that I mean there's no substance to it. It's not a very intriguing puzzle to solve. Why? It's nearly impossible to find a solution by calculation or planning, but it's easy to stumble into one by dumb luck. It is not a puzzle that lends itself toward comprehension by the human mind. Not the worst I have seen mind you - that honor belongs to nuclearoids. But fluff nonetheless. Also you need to give frigging instructions. The author comments are unsatisfactory. Also there's a bug. It gave me the "silver medal" for getting 3 stars on the first 30 levels. Only I didn't. 21 and 26 are 2 stars out of 3.

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