zortharg's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zoidberg Mascot Design]

This i awesome. I've seen him drawn REALLY scary like a "how would he look like in real life" thing but I've never seen him drawn like this.

[The shitty birth of our galaxy]

Huh. and I thought it was "star stuff". I'm gonna have to watch Cosmos again. Just kidding. Well I get this. It may also be a mockery of religious myths in general or maybe it's not so deep. But I sure as hell wouldn't it as a mural on my wall.

[Eye]

I feel this should be floating in the sky and speaking an incomprehensible alien language in a deep voice which shakes the ground and accompanied by the subtitles "state the purpose!!!!" or something. Also what is the method used for generating the pattern, is it a fractal or if not what software is involved?

GTChimp responds:

I`m not quite sure what do mean under fractal stuff, I`m using it online and it kind of don`t have a name.

[Susana's Christmas 2013]

That's actually rather aesthetically pleasing. Although much moreso if you dialed the nipples down, that kind of ruins it, it just makes me want to run and get her a coat all the more, the poor thing, posing for you out there in the bitter cold, freezing to death, ha ha. And you could also rate it "t" for teen instead of "m" for mature.

Evil-Rick responds:

Well the thing with the rating here on NG is kinda weird, if I just point out the image has mild nudity and mild sexual themes, the system would automaticlly rate it as Mature, t would be only if I rate it as mild violent.

[Connections]

Is that a fractal? How is it that you generated that?

GTChimp responds:

Uhhh, this is actually made in an online application, I am pretty sure it's fractal

[Freddy krueger]

Kinda a cross between Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger actually, with the nondescript face. I am just imagining how awesome it would have been if a 5-year-old made this with fingerpaints or rather the teacher's reaction, oh that would be priceless.

[Lost in Space]

Very nice. All it's missing is evidence of a superadvanced civilization on the surface of the biggest one. Like the one used a few places in Carl Sagan's 1980 Cosmos, that really made a lasting impression on me, of what a truly advanced civilization should look like from a distance.

[Marathon Runner]

SHEER GENIUS! It needs another frame though - of him driving his car and yelling out the window "Run Forrest Run!" at an actual real jogger. That would make my day.

[Santa 2.0]

"You better look out. You better not cry. You'd better not sleep. 'Cause Santa Claus is comin' to town.... directed by Michael Bay."

BazookaBonsai responds:

I love you for this :D

[Roar! [Commish]]

Ha ha, under "Brand Spankin' New Art", the thumbnail for this was one to the left of this: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/bazookabonsai/santa-2-0 so it showed me a framing of the catcreature's face with a word bubble coming out to the right that said "Santa?" That was a great improvement over the actual picture.