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[Back in the Day]

WHERE'S THE FERRIS WHEEL!?

And it turns out that it's a middle aged guy in the year 2040 telling his kids about the battles he was in, without telling them he was actually just playing Call of Duty.

G3no responds:

lmao what

[Queen Annie!!!!!]

Ahhhhh, it thinks it's cute, quick, for the love of all that is sacred, kill it with fire while you have this opportunity!

[The Frieza Saga]

So many things in this picture look highly phallic. And one of them is coming out of something on the planet that looks like a big vagina, while another is headed straight for Krillen's crotch. No wonder gohan looks so horrified. Am I just weird for seeing this?

[NTTE Summer Sale Art Graveyard]

The best 3 dollars I ever spent to be sure, at the end of August 2012 when I was suffering the most from having been run over by a car, my suffering was lightened only by No Time to Explain. One of the most epic experiences of my life, that game. I don't know how many times I watched that ending. I remember the one with him in the swimming pool with the little sprite one with his head sliced apart and saying 70% off. That's a good joke, being cut into 30% and 70% pieces. That's the image that was up for the promotion when I bought it.

[Premature Toast]

I am amused by how this is rated E for everyone. Which might actually be fair because the kids simply wouldn't get it, they'd just think it was 2 toasters and a non-sequitur statement. But then it brings up the question, how DOES such an anthropomorphic toaster make little toasters? Does the female toaster "pop up" actual toasters instead of bread then? Damn, I want a toaster that pops out other toasters instead of toast. Though that brings up the question, if the females pop out fully formed toasters instead of toast, does that mean it's bread-in metal toasters-out? Or would I need to put metal bread in to get toasters out? Or are they nuclear transmutation reactors, able to turn bread into metal, and if so, can the females also produce other metals like platinum and rhodium instead of iron? Even if not, I could make a fortune selling off the male offspring (because if I sold the females, I'd have competition, and I wouldn't want other people driving down the market going rate for toasters). But then what to do with all the females? Breed them with the males, and possibly get mutant incestuous toasters? Ahh, the ethics of toaster slavery and husbandry is such a complicated one indeed.

[Akemi Homura]

The only way you could "improve" your anatomy drawing skills is to make her face not look like an anime character, and that little anomaly I'm sure was deliberate, as is the angled appearance of her hand and head instead of smooth curves. What's with the clocks. Is she a time traveler or something?

lilHeart responds:

Well yes I am aware that I should start learning realism because I need to learn from life before I start simplifying and ''warping'' reality into a certain style, like in anime. Of course I intend to learn about human anatomy so I could also understand the proportions and anatomy of anime styled characters. Maybe I have started from the wrong end haha, but that won't stop me from learning anyway. :)
Oh, and the clocks, well you're actually right she can manipulate time. ^^

[Gokachu]

Well that's a new one.

Yes, definitely shock value. Actually I have seen something kind of like this before, but I'm struggling to remember where. I keep thinking of this guy on deviantart who makes combination comic book characters like flash hulk. tipig030407, I think making it look absurd was the whole POINT, so you can't criticize it for ostensibly unintentionally doing it.

ImmaDrawOnYourFace responds:

Thanks for the review. I'm glad someone gets the point of the image. I wasn't sure anyone would actually think this was good. I did it on ToonBoom so it would look like it was done on Illustrator, but I didn't think I pulled it off too well...

[Crow-Frankenstein]

Now THAT would be a hell of a halloween costume.

[Cute Felina]

We've clearly got different definitions of cute. What's with the ridiculous hips. An actual red panda is way cuter than this thing, go to youtube and put in "red pandas are jerks", I remember that one, it's named as accurately as this.

MofetaFanBoyNG responds:

I guess I might have overdid it there.

[Apple]

That's not an apple! It's a tomato! Run for your lives! Now I kinda want to watch attack of the killer tomatoes again.