zortharg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Anime Amigos 1: Miku-Chan]

Ahhh, I feel like Ren and Stimpy has been resurrected, from this animation style. And the humor is almost up their alley too. Well, it is for the 2k3 revival, but that sucked. Still, this is a commentary on something which really needs to be mocked, so it's a win.

[Cat Loo]

Ugh. I don't see the value in this. I guess it's fitting that the reviewer right below me was the maker of the video I just watched before about the stupid vegetables which I have the same opinion of. What is the joke even? What's the point? Silliness is ok, but a joke has to have SOME basis in reality to be funny. Cats coming out of the toilet has none.

RWappin responds:

Cats and toilets are based in reality

[I Like Vegetables]

I'm popeye the sailor man and even I think this is stupid. Augaugaugaugaug! It's just a really stupid joke. Something weird and random is ok but um, no, there's a limit to it.

Yusuf responds:

I don't see this as random - maybe weird. There is a clear flow and premise, and I wouldn't really count this as a joke, although it may have been meant to be funny.

[What Does The Fox Really]

My thoughts exactly. You know, a weird coincidence, a few days before that stupid thing came out - or at least I think a month before I heard about it, which was a while after it came out - I watched a video on youtube where some woman had a pet fennec fox which was VERY noisy. Actually it was intolerable, screeching like the end of the world was upon us, running around like it was on some kind of mixture of caffeine and heroin and cocaine, and I left a comment that was on the line of "well, now we know what one of those kids toys should say that says things like "the cow says..... mooo!" should say if a fox is ever added. It should say "the fox says SSSCCREEEEE! SCREEEEE!!! SSSCCREEEEEEEEE!!!! SCREEEEEE!!!" or something like that." I guess I shouldn't have left that comment. Kind of like how someone says in a movie "well, we're safe now", or "how could things possibly get any worse?"

[Luv Seats]

The interplay between the 2 couches near the mountain with the crashed flight 370 airplane, very much up filmcow's alley. Which is a good thing. Although filmcow would have it be interplay between a straight man and a psycho, not 2 snarky psychos, albeit the right couch more psycho and the left slightly more snarky. You know, the 2 ferrets, or the 2 llamas, or the evil detective cat and the other detectives, and of course charlie the unicorn against the 2 colored ones. Then again, it's kind of annoying how he follows the same formula so many times.

SploogeKitten responds:

yeah i'm a big filmcow fan and not the best voice actor so i guess the voice is heavily influenced. but that is a good point he does follow the same story structure like every time. but its usually pretty funny so i guess it works, personally I like the Spatula Madness best

[VG Cats Animated 5]

They sure can be ridiculously cute when they try. I kind of want to reach my arms around them both and hold them close and never let them go now.

[VG Cats Animated 2]

blackblaze45, hey doofus, it DOES have something to do with vgcats because it IS an animation of one of the vgcats comics. Now that particular comic does not star the usual stars Aeris and Leon - though Mario is apparently cat Mario - but it is a comic of that series nevertheless. It even gives a link to the original comic in the author comments. How about you actually read the author comments and then take your foot and insert into mouth.

Now, that said, THIS PARTICULAR vgcats comic was not a very good one in my opinion. Odd that this is the only of the vgcats animated that got voted first place in anything, I think it's the worst by far. Which is why I only give it 4 stars. Which isn't very harsh. But hey, when I say this is the worst by far, that only means the others set the bar pretty damn high, the others are all beautiful. This one is ewww. And not in a funny way. Hemorrhoids just aren't a good basis for a joke. Maybe you'd think they would be. But like the joke where one remarks that asteroids and hemorrhoids ought to have their names switched, it's meh. It doesn't hold a candle to the time travel double-feature, that was pure awesome, or the one where Aeris meets Leon for the first time, or the one where he gets her the Christmas present, those last 2 are so outrageously cute I just want to squeeze them both. This one though. Eh. Ugh. Hemorrhoids.

[VG Cats Animated 6]

NNNaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhh!!!!! But... but.... if he had his arms cut off years earlier by his future self, then..... HOW was he holding the KNIFE he cut his earlier self's arms off with!!!! AAAaahhhhhhh!? Also, the coathanger method only works when a pregnancy is a little bit farther along than just finding out. Also, aren't cats born in litters of several? She shouldn't have been like "there's a small chance he'll be retarded. Also the delorean is supposed to make a triple sonic boom when it appears.

But of course none of this obviously will keep me from giving it all 5.0 stars.

[VG Cats Christmas Special]

Huh. This was made in 2011 but I read the actual comic for this more recently. I wonder if I originally missed it, or if the animated version was made before the static one? I don't know when the comic for this was made so it could just be that I didn't get around to seeing it until more recently. It's not really the sort of one I would think would be the best candidate to anime though, but what do I know.

[VG Cats Animated 4]

Holy crap, I didn't know vgcats had ever been animated. That's just weird.

Add to the characteristics of female fighting game characters, that they MUST all have at least one kissing-motif attack. Or in Mortal Kombat, they must have at least one kissing-motif fatality. And not just one female character. Oh no. Every single female character, and in every single game.

I liked their Akuma and Cammy getups.