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[I Can Eat These!]

Dare I ask what he and the youtube viewers think it sounds like. Because I'm trying to fill in the blank on that and I really can't.

It makes one wonder what the squirrel was eating before.

Yugimations responds:

The youtube comments express exactly what you are expressing now.

[Dawn and Dusk]

I have an engineering solution for you. Build a giant rocketship and use it to propel the moon straight into the sun. Then we can have wildly unstable seasons here on Earth, and with the tides less than half as strong as before, the coastline ecosystems will be thrown completely out of whack, but hey, the moon and the sun will be together. Until the moon gets vaporized at least.

Is this actually a myth from some ancient religion or is it something you just made up? And is there anything in particular the *evil* dragon was supposed to represent?

Yugimations responds:

That actually isn't a bad idea at all. Start production on methods to do this. And as for the story behind it, it was just something completely made up. The evil dragon I guess was supposed to represent the disorder in the world that is hidden in plain sight.

[Most Important]

It wasted your team Jewkie? What was your team trying to do before it was wasted by this video?

Religious symbol dominating the end. Hmph. Am I supposed to watch this and have my faith in a defunct religion reasserted or something? I think it would be pretty obvious by that point that a certain long dead carpenter who probably never lived in the first place was never coming back. You know how a religion dies? It dies when its followers die. That would be the death of that religion. Same thing happened to followers of Zeus and Apollo after all, the only difference is it didn't take the death of everyone, just for the population of the followers.

And if that wasn't the point of it, then it seems there's not much of a point to it, and even if it was, the story in any case is incomplete. I don't even know what the thugs wanted from him.

Cenaf responds:

If you cant find a point here, then there is non. Just like your and mine life, only a bit shorter.

[Kiss La Kiss]

If egoraptor didn't have anything resembling a sense of humor yet still animated videos, what would they look like? An immortal question of the ages has now been answered. Remember kids, completely incoherent and random is not the same as creative, clever, witty and/or funny, especially when you throw in a dash of grotesqueness to try to spice it up.

[Grocery Shopping Llama]

MAKE IT INTO A GAME! This shall be a game! I have decreed it! Thus it must be so. But you'll have to do it. Because I'm too lazy and or ignorant.

xXUnusualXx responds:

It is actually a game. A dress up game. But Im working on a platform game atm. After Ill make one using this Llama sprite Cx

[Sparkle Pom-Pom Squad]

Teen Girl Squad! Starring So and So! Whatserface! Cheerleader! And The Ugly Oneeeeeee!!!! Oh wait, all 4 are Cheerleader.

I like the dropping eye iris. The same good kind of inanity like George W. Bush's head turning 360 degrees around in "Legos 9-11".

[Horse Flank Redemption]

It's just as my mother always used to tell me, as we lept from tree to tree as they floated on the mighty rivers of British Columbia. "You can lead a gift horse by the mouth to water, but if you only give him a fish and don't teach him how to fish and he dies because he's only able to feed himself for a day, you shouldn't beat him when he's dead with a sleeping dog where he lies. Do you understand what I'm telling to you, child?" And I would say "yes mummykins."

I feel there should be the line "dead horse walking" used somewhere here.

Alsnowman responds:

We have a shortened version where i'm from. It's "Munhu uyu anopenga," which translates to "He who laughs last in the eye of the beholder is like finding a needle in Rome as two wrongs are mightier than the sword."
I may be paraphrasing slightly but thats the main gist of it.

[Worst Horse Joke Ever]

Argh! No way to pause it! Or to stop it from looping! Your devious plan is that no one can concentrate long enough to write a scathing review because they can't stop it, isn't it, ISN'T IT! Well surprise surprise, I'm already in hell, I can stand things to be a little annoying and concentrate a little. Also I can hit mute.

Well the criticism of the joke is nothing new. In fact, the thing you STOLE THE AUDIO FROM was JUST THAT. I guess you admit that Seth MacFarlane made the audio but you don't actually reference it, you just have his name. As much as I hold family guy with disdain, that's still not the way it's done.

[My US of Whateva!]

Ha ha. It almost does make me hate him less, so I can kind go along with the approval rating graph. Except that there's an increase right at the end of 2005. I don't think right after Katrina that he was getting the luv from the peeplz. And the 2 comments below me are important. Read them. Click on the tigger doll, and I too was liking the dancing Clinton. ALSO there's an easter egg when you click on W's head or hand at the end. But it's not funny.

[Dianarchy]

A windy, shaky driver, I don't think that they'll revive her.

One thing I have to say about this. Bollocks.

Anything worth doing is worth doing WELL. THAT MEANS you don't get high on nitrous oxide while you're making the voice recordings for the video. I'm SURE it was fun for you. But fun for the author and fun for the viewer could not march less in lockstep. It's also the same for writing. The more fun you have writing a story, often it is the case, the less fun it is for someone else to read it.